Some of you who are reading this may think that my situation is not as bad as I project it to be. If that is your conclusion, let me help to convince you otherwise.
In my concentration and devotion to writing this article, I accidentally lifted my cup at a wrong angle and delivered the contents unto my shirt. If you think that’s not dreadful enough, I happen to be in public.
Today, before I left home to accomplish some things in town, I achieved something that had been on my bucket list for quite a long time. I learned to split! Sadly, I did not learn in the way that most do.